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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 07:43
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
If you believe in God, do you think God can save you from cancer?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can Ukraine make nuclear weapons?
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No way
So they tried
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
How do you identify a woman player?
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
PlayStation Plus free open-world RPG is 3 times the size of Skyrim - GAMINGbible
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance